Monday, July 21, 2008

An Open Letter to the Guy That Smashed my Car Window and Stole my Ipod

Dear Guy,

Seriously? I mean really? You break my window, leave it sitting in my driveway to run over and you don't touch my stereo? Are you the one car burglar in Atlanta with low self esteem issues, or are you just working your way up to ripping out center consoles. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to still have my stereo, but with the value of stuff you took from me, you could have knocked on my door, woken me up and say "Hi, I'm a crackhead, give me your ipod or I'll break your car window" and I would have happily complied. More than anything this is a pain in the ass and because of all this I still haven't had any coffee this morning. If I see you sneaking around my house again, I'm going to punch you in the taint.

Trey

1 comments:

charlieholder said...

Mick once had his window broken for $0.06 worth of pennies.