Trey's Guide: Giving Bad News

It's never easy to give bad news, there's all the emotions and tears and other mucuses to deal with... yuck. Luckily, it always helps to cut the sorrow of bad news with a little bit of humor. I've found that by writing the bad news in the form of a letter, running it through an online translator, and then translating it back in to English, you can still get the news across, but in a comical way.

Here's an example going from English to Japanese and back:

Sally,
I, think very regrettably that must tell this to you with this way but think that your father has liver cancer and do not live period over 2 months. It is certain that he feels pain very terribly the middle when this world is remaining, although he is in a cherry mind now. You can take comfort with the fact that he loved you less at least and whether or not is not really important that be to for last from day to day in neighborhood. Your children to I to 'hello' and said that talk please, and their grandfather to die about to be. that

the sweetheart
Trey

As you can see, the recipient will still be saddened from the news of her father, but can always laugh along with you at hilarious grammar faux pas. This method can be great for telling people about:

• Break-ups
• Family Deaths
• Unknown Adoptions
• Toilet Errors
• Invasions
• And Many More...