Soooo Sad

So I went to go see 500 Days of Summer tonight, and it was pretty depressing. So, all this evening I've been trying to come up with the shortest saddest pieces of ideas I can think of. Here we go:

I woke up again today... If I keep this up, maybe soon I won't be able to remember my name either.

The more I think about it, the more I've realized what she really likes about me. When I'm not around

Sweetheart, if god really loved you, you wouldn't look like that. Don't you think?

I had a dream again last night... I guess the pills aren't working

God I hope I never get a job writing a sitcom...

If you think of any good ones, add em to the list!